I see we have a lot of new folks while I have been dashing about Bens friends land with lots of questions and our members are stepping forward to answer them. That's great. I'm old and while resigned to my disease despite new things constantly happening I have some questions that have bothered me for years and was wondering of some of you can help me out?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make it stick to the pan?
Why do they put braille dots on the drive up ATM?
Why are their flotation devices under the seat of airplanes and not parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
If you are driving the speed of light, what happens when you turn on your headlights?
Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
Why when you transport by car is it a shipment but when by ship cargo?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If fire fighters fight fire, crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
But the big one is. If buttered toast lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?
Have a great weekend...................
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks TJ, for breaking up my day for me.
Thanks for the giggles... I think I might know where to find the answers: ask the sheep- they are obviously highly intelligent.
I would not suggest the cat experiment though. I am surrounded by cats at the moment and I'm not even sure if the sheep are brave enough to find out the answer to that one... unless of course they originally suggested this question to someone trying to trick one of us into doing it for them? hmmm... :)
Love it. How about these....
Why do you have a pair of panties, but just one bra?
How do they know how long to make the bungee cord at a new place?
Can cows be lactose intolerant?
Why is it I'm so tired all day long, I can't wait to get homer and go to bed, then when I finally crawl in, give it one last yawn, turn the lamp off and pay my head down in sweet relief, I'm wide awake until and hour before the alarm goes off?
All these ponderings will keep me awake now...oh my, it's dangerous to let me think, my imagination runs wild.
And lowering the tone a bit (sorry!)...
Why is it that horses do big tube poos, sheep do little plop poos, cows do giant splat poos, and rabbits do tiny raisin poos, when they all eat grass?!
Why do they always sell gloves, mittens and socks in pairs...when we all just need one? And then we buy a pair of jeans...it's only one item!
Critter mama.... I laughed out loud at the bungee cord one. I hadn't heard that one before. Yikes.
Glad you liked it…I think it’s something I heard watching a Jeff Foxworthy special on tv once.
Huge fan of Blue Collar Comedy!